Brb losing my mind
Anonymous asked:
Are you vocal during sex?
whenever i’m trying to talk myself out of buying something i don’t need i always hear my old russian professor’s voice echoing in my head: “WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?” and then i make an unwise financial decision
this user is about to gorge herself on kneydlekh
Can’t mix alcohol with my meds so I had to drink four cups of that nasty tirosh like the kiddies and the drivers instead of getting smashed the way god intended
this user is about to gorge herself on kneydlekh
When we were going to leave on our trip large Bastard had to drop some stuff off with a friend and that meant that he was able to introduce me to the friend’s wife, which he had been meaning to do for months, and within like three minutes we were talking about omegaverse fics (i was genuinely not the one who brought that up but it was fun to talk about) and sharing recs for task managers and planning a trip to Daiso. When we got back in the car I said ‘hey thanks for that, it was nice to meet her and I can see why you thought we’d get along’ and he said 'I knew you’d get along, I didn’t know that introducing you would be like putting two furbies next to each other what the fuck’
I am collecting hackerwives like crackerjack prizes. It turns out that “socially anxious extremely online 90s goth” is an overwhelmingly popular type among the local scene so I am stealing everbody’s girlfriend for an art day.
